Now, we've all done it, you wake up one day and its Friday and you were wishing it was Saturday ( unless you work on Saturdays too which in that case it would suck to be you),but its not Saturday and you have to go to work; unless you think of a good a excuse..right? So I decided to go online and see what I could find. First, let me tell you that I found some interesting excuses, some that I have never even heard before. I also found some that I couldn't even believe were on the list to begin with and I also discovered some real funny ones. I should mention that the title of the list is
101 excuses to miss work .
I'm not going to mention all 101 excuses, but I will tell you which ones were my favorite. To better understand why the ones I picked are my favorites, I will break them down in 3 categories: Interesting, funny and are you serious?
Okay, lets begin:
The interesting excuses:
- The voices told me to clean the guns today
- I've earned a day off
- I have cramps ( I have never used this one EVER)
- I'm still drunk from last night
- I don't feel up to par ( HA)
- My cat is having kittens and I need to help her
- My washing machine broke and I have no clean clothes.
The Funny Excuses:
- My wife's breasts are sore from her breast enlargement so I need to stay home to massage them.
- You can't handle the truth.
- I didn't pay the electricity bill, so I can't see to get ready.
- My wife says shes going to conceive( Yes conceive , this is what makes it funny) today and I want to be there went it happens
- I won't be in today, I'm calling in dead
- I'm sick with the lack of ambition
- My water bed busted and my room is flooded
The "Are you serious?" Excuses:
- My daughter ran away and I should stay home in case she comes back
- My shrink put me on a new depressant yesterday and I'm feeling a little weird
- If I tell you why I can't come in I would have to kill you
- My cat was alarmed by my sleep-talking, jumped off the bed, knocked my alarm off the dresser, of which the batteries fell out ; so I overslept
- I need a mental recovery day
- I'll be stalking my previous boss who fired me for not showing up to work
- I was up all weekend with this new girl/guy I met and I didn't get any sleep.. if you know what I mean
So there you have it. You're welcome!
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